Mr. Zero Interference, right here.
History in the making: watch the first bilateral shoulder-level amputee to wear and simultaneously control two prosthetic arms.
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Actually! Fun fact!
If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!
So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!
:D
Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm
when i get a runny nose
This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
“this doesn’t concern you Robert please close the door”
this is your new Messiah the glow cat
all hail the glow cat
did-you-know